E: I found half a corn dog in my purse. This is what it feels like.
E: I was just editing some of our postcards, and I wrote “free” so much it didn’t look right. I couldn’t remember if it was spelled correctly. This is what it felt like.
A: Nice. That happened to me the other day with ov. ..I mean of.
A: I have decided that we have enough followers for me to quit my job and start raking the cash. Work is for suckas.
Hey, new followers.
E: You may be recovering from college if: You have to stagger what liquor stores you go to so you don’t seem like an alcoholic to the workers.
E: I follow the doctor who and huffposttv tumblrs and people ask them how they possibly got such great jobs and they’re just like, “I don’t know, it’s like a dream getting paid for what I love to do!” and I virtually scowl at them.
A: Hahaha but yeah, fuck them. Bastards.
E: This is the winning screen for Harry Potter Scene It: The Complete Cinematic Journey. Laaaame.
A: What? How anticlimactic.
E: Not even an exclamation point. BUT I’ve won every game we’ve played. Self-congratulatory cheering!
E: We found a British themed pub that sells angry orchard and plays queen nonstop. This is what it feels like.
E: How long have you and Paul been hiding in your house to avoid crowds?
A: All weekend. I went to sleep at 9 pm last night. Hahaha